
Being a mother doesn't just entitle you being called a "mom". When you are a mother, you do jobs that you would've never dreamt you would or could do. I have decided that as mothers, we deserves some recognition!
Here are some of the honorary degrees I think we deserve!
Housekeeping- Pre-Requisites are: home organization, speed cleaning 101, and
finer techniques of laundry sorting.
Chef- We're preparing breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, dinner, snack...might as well have a degree in catering!
Finance- moms around the world have learned the fine art of managing insufficient funds with coupon clipping and searching weekly ads.
Doctor- Most moms can make the diagnosis without even seeing the doctor! "Well, looks like another ear infection!"
Nursing- Pre-Requisites include: Safety 101, Proper Technique of using a rectal thermometer, and Basic First Aid.
Psychology- dealing with the daily tears, giggles, and tantrums make us all well qualified!
Sanitation Engineer- Diapers should be labled "Toxic Waste"...enough said!
Early Childhood Education- teaching toddlers all those babic ABCs and 123s are easy, it's when you have to start explaining the basics of anatomy that gets tough.
Elementary Education- At this age, you sometimes even teach them things you don't want them to know.
Secondary Education- I think handling teens not only gives you this degree, but you may also need some full body armor and lots of prayers.
Engineer- Have you ever had to put together a child's toy?
Search and Rescue- Now where did that Little Critter book go? It was due at the library YESTERDAY!
Criminal Justice- Not only are you handling all of that conflic/resolution, but you better start getting practice at your detective skills....you'll need it when they get into those teen years.
Well, those are just a few of the honorary degrees that WE deserve, but there are SO MANY MORE!!! What degrees can you think of?