1. I get very annoyed when my wife and sister call me “General Lee” (Jeremy Lee).
2. Michael Myers (from Halloween) freaks me out, yet I have a Michael Myers mask in my house.
3. My nickname is college was “Vleeter”. When Kristen and I got engaged, they called her “Mrs. Vleeter”.
4. I don’t like bellybuttons.
5. When I eat a meal, I eat my least favorite part first, saving my favorite for the end.
6. I often talk in my sleep. When I was lacking sleep during Macy first year and a half, I would mistake the cat for Macy, end up talking to the cat in a cute voice, and completely freaking Kristen out.
7. In college, my buddies and I ran a 27 mile run on a random Saturday. Yes….we were crazy!
8. I refuse to eat scrambled eggs without ketchup.
9. I don’t really know how to “blog”, what “twitter” is, and I honestly don’t care!
10. My wife thinks I am totally crazy because I call a stocking cap a “toboggan”.
11. My groomsmen wrote “Help Me” on the bottom of my shoes for all to see when we knelt down at our wedding. No one answered my S.O.S. Just joking honey!!
12.I have fallen asleep at the wheel a few times. Very scary, but true. Most of these occurred during our “zombie years” (Macy first few years).
13. In college I dented my car with a keg, but told my mom the dent must’ve happened in the parking lot at school. Oops!
14. If I was a cat, I would only have 6 lives left, or maybe less.
15. I got Kristen a cat in college and promised her it was a female. Our cute little kitten named “Grace” quickly turned into “Harley” after our first visit to the vet. I will never live that one down!
16. I ate jerk chicken at a bus stop in Jamaica, when in reality, it was probably pigeon.
17. When I was 5 years old, I was chubby and had bright blond hair.
18. My favorite movie is Flashdance. No wait, that is my father -in-law’s favorite movie. His Man Card has been revoked.
19. I am notorious for falling down…or up the stairs.
20. My mother-in-law and I have a continuous joke-playing battle between us. I think it’s my turn…..I can’t believe she is willingly staying with us this week!
21. I held an 8-foot sand shark, and canoed with alligators….things I probably wouldn’t have done had my wife not made me.
22. I’ve been in a sewer, knee-deep in waste water. Yuck!
23. My daughter is amazing!
24. I knew I was in for it when I realized my wife is just like her mother, and my daughter is just like my wife!
25. My family comes first to me above all else. I am a true “family man”.
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