How Would You Respond?

When your first grade student declares, "I know how THAT baby is going to come out!"?

When your 3 year old, standing in front of a wall of bras at a maternity store, shouts, "Look at all those boobs!"?

When you neighbor asks, "What are you, about 8 months pregnant?"?

When the clerk at Joann Fabrics states, "Yeah, people think I'm pregnant, but I'm just fat."?

Ahhhh.....the joys of pregnancy!