Dear Little Peanut,
I can see that you are warm and cozy. I can only imagine how nice that must be, but at this point I would really love to see your beautiful little face. Just think, the sooner you come out, the sooner we can give you warmth and comfort in our arms. You can read right through me, can't you???? Okay, let me get honest. While wanting to hold you and see your beautiful face may be true, I also have ulterior motives!
If acid reflux is your way of giving me a WARM hug, it's starting not to be so cute anymore! The sciatic nerve that you have chosen to sit on is giving me so much pain that I have begun to walk around like the hunchback of Notre Dame! These stretch marks that you are so lovingly painting on my belly are not so attractive! And to be frank, I want my body back!!! Therefore, you have been served!!!
Love,
Mommy
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