Jobs You Could Never Do

Numerous times when we are riding in the car, Jeremy and I find ourselves talking about the weirdest things. One of our topics...."jobs you could never do". For fun, we started brainstorming some jobs that those closest to us could never do. Here is what we came up with:

My mother-in-law, Lisa, could never be a bus driver. Restroom stops every "15 minutes" don't come in the job description.

My dad, Dick, could never do any job that entails using heavy machinery. How many severed limbs can a person have in one lifetime?????

My sister-in-law, Jessica, could never be a zookeeper. She would too quickly add to her collection of animals that she has had over the past few years.....like her skunk, bearded dragon, cat, dog, chinchilla, snakes, etc.

I could never be a circus performer. Have I ever mentioned my childish fear of clowns?

My father-in-law, Mark, could never be a lifeguard. Let's just say a job that requires someone to take their socks off just isn't going to work for him. I wonder....does he sleep in his socks???

My brother, Corey, could never be a manicurist...nor would he want to. Corey has this thing about long nails and nail files. I used to love tormenting him by using my nail file!

My mom, Kelli, could never be a professional basketball player. Seriously, this tiny little lady has got to be 4'10" and shrinking. She, of course, would say otherwise.

Jeremy could never be a treasure hunter. Honestly, I don't think he could find a treasure (or the tuna in the cabinet) if it had a flashing light and horn on it!

And last but not least is our adorable little Macy. Now, bless her heart and her scratchy "trach" voice, but this little beauty could NEVER be a contestant on American Idol. If you don't believe us, see for yourself!