Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ahhh....The Joys of Pregnancy!



You know you're pregnant when.......


You ditch your wedding rings for a $10.50 wedding band set from Claire's. You figure if these rings get stuck on your fingers and you have to eventually get them cut off, oh well!!!

You have a pile of "pregnancy panties", and "pre-pregnancy panties". Then when you are taking the time to sort them out you find a few pairs of thongs from back in the day. You finally toss them, coming to the realization that you are probably never going to where those again!

You lock the bathroom door when you do your nightly lotion ritual so no one else can view your deformed pregnant body. Everyone says pregnant is beautiful...I beg to differ!

You buy new bras, one size bigger, with flaps that unstrap in the front to feed your baby at a later date. In the meantime, you cringe thinking of the day they unstrap accidentally exposing your breasts to the world!

Shaving has a whole new meaning. Boy does that belly get in the way sometimes!!!!

You sit on the toilet, talking to your belly. Enough said!!!

Well, that about sums up my life lately! Have a great week!

1 comment:

  1. So true! Though I have to admit I LOVED being pregnant and was sad as it came to an end.

    Cassie's mommy here! Just (finally) checked her CaringBridge page and saw your note. We had a baby girl on June 12th and moved to CT 2 weeks later. It's been wild!

    I don't keep up on the CaringBridge page anymore, but I do blog at http://parentingthetiniestofmiracles.blogspot.com

    Huge congrats on this blessing of a second little girl in your lives!!!

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