Macy's 25 Things You May Not Know About Me!

1. I am currently working very hard on my manners. Mommy and Daddy say it’s not okay to say things like “I pooped” or “I fawted (farted)” in public. Who knew? 2. If I was a boy, my name would’ve been Parker or Brooks. 3. I am not afraid to get up at 1:00 a.m., head down stairs in the dark, and watch TV…..while Mommy and Daddy sleep. Yep, I did that once!!! You should've seen what my mom looked like at 1 a.m. in the morning as she stumbled down the stairs in her pj’s, eyes bugged out, her hair looking very similar to Albert Einstein’s, and screaming in panic mode! Hilarious!!! 4. My toes look exactly like my dad’s toes. 5. I have 10 battle wounds on my body from surgeries. 6. I say “sorry” way too much! 7. I have been known to watch endless black and white TV shows like The Andy Griffith Show and I Love Lucy. 8. If you can’t find me in my house, then I am probably in my toy room playing house with my baby dolls. I make a great mommy! 9. I have lots of texture issues, and I am notorious for chewing up my food and spitting it back out. You have to admit, if I was a bird, that would be cool! 10. I think if I were an animal, I would be an ant….small but mighty. 11. More than anything, I want a baby of my own….a brother or sister (a Liam or a Darcy). 12. I won’t keep covers on myself when I sleep. 13. When I was one, my grandma taught me to play with the Tupperware. You know, toss it around the kitchen, build things, etc., and I still do. Mommy and Daddy just love that I tell ya! 14. I love riding in the boat on a warm summer day. 15. I have a special ladder I use at school so I can get up on the toilet. Yes, I have short-leg syndrome. 16. I love my great grandpa’s singing fish (Billy Bass). 17. If you ask me what my favorite food is, I will tell you pizza. Although, I only nibble on my breadsticks and eat the pepperoni off of the pizza. 18. Every single afternoon when Daddy picks me up from school, I ask him the exact same question, “Mommy, Tucker, Harley at home?” 19. A few weeks after I was born, when Daddy was changing my diaper at the hospital, I shot poo about 3 feet and it hit the wall next to my bed. 20. I can push a grocery cart filled with four 40 lb bags of salt, yes…that adds up to 160 lbs. 21. I didn’t make my first sound until I was almost 17 months old. 22. My nickname is “Bean”, Papaw and Mommy call me that. 23. I don’t like eating sweets. 24. I am the biggest Daddy’s Girl you’ll ever meet. 25. My Mommy and Daddy are my heroes! P.S. Here’s a bonus: #26. Sometimes when I pee on the pod, and no one is watching, I just drip dry. What can I say....I'm a busy 3 year old.